David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 13 December 2003

Why did I have to be so good looking and macho?

My adoring fans cannot possibly understand how hard it is to do the simplest of things!

Take Christmas for example.

I wanted to buy a simple gift for my special partner.

But I got mobbed by a gang of puffters.

Hey, it's not that I 'm gay or anything.