David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 13 December 2003
Why did I have to be so good looking and macho?
My adoring fans cannot possibly understand how hard it is to do the simplest of things!
Take Christmas for example.
I wanted to buy a simple gift for my special partner.
But I got mobbed by a gang of puffters.
Hey, it's not that I 'm gay or anything.
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