David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 3 May 2007
i looked in the mirror and ejaculated at the very sight of myself. I then played some Hoff rock tunes and reminded myself that the Berlin wall was ripped down as the Germans wanted to get to my concert that same night.
I then tried to shoehorn myself into some leather trousers for my appearance on internet adverts and wrote a cheesy pop song. I am the enigmatic attention whore.
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