David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 April 2007

Dear Diary,

Been wondering what dictatorship to overthrow next. Me and my car have been singing that annoying Jump in my car song for too long. In fact, he let me suffocate him by putting a sausage in his exhaust pipe. I was so bored I went back in time and re-sang the Berlin wall. I wonder what my daddy would think of me.....

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