David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 February 2012

I'm over the moon this morning.

Damned drugs!

I'm not going to let expense fiddling, crooked ministers, party lies, failed promises, cutbacks, MPs nepotism, the threat of war with the Argies with us not having enough troops to send after the cut-backs, or Nick Clegg spoil my day today.

I'm off to an Old Etonian Trouser leg rolling up party!