David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 16 February 2012

My stockbroker Daddy, Ian Donald Cameron did the right thing in sending me to Eton, look at me now!

Crippling the proletariats and have-not scroungers, slashing costs, helping my Bank friends to boom, coping with that little shit Clegg and his pathetic mob, and still ahead in the voting intention polls... life is good!

I read that MPs expenses are increasing again... what did they expect?