David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 18 February 2012

I went to Eton, studied Philosophy, Politics and Economics (PPE) at Oxford, gaining a first class honours degree.

I joined the Conservative Research Department and became Special Adviser to Norman Lamont, and then to Michael Howard. I was Director of Corporate Affairs at Carlton Communications for seven years.

I was elected in 2001 as the Member of Parliament for Witney. Promoted to the Opposition front bench, and rose rapidly and won the Conservative leadership election in 2005. We won the 2010 general election 307 seats in a hung parliament.

And they claim there are no opportunities in the UK?

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