David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 15 February 2012

I thought my idea of imposing a minimum price on alcohol was a goody.

Stop all the riff-raff drunks, street dwellers, tramps, and unemployed from being encouraged to drink?

Of course some proletariat creep from the Mirror had to say: "This will only encourage them to commit more crime to afford their addiction. And with so many police cutbacks. is it a good idea?"

The little shit... spoilt my day that did!


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