David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

The Centre for Policy Studies is urging me to cut corporation tax to as little as 10 per cent because it is the "only source of a viable economic recovery".

Sounds good to me, and the voters will not be able to understand what it is all about, or be interested will they?

I thought about adopting this strategy, anything to make me look knowledgeable and clever eh?

Then I though, it didn't really worked for Ireland - did it?

Never mind, got an appointment today with the RBS chairman, about a loan, who to and from I don't know yet until my assistants second assistants typists clerk lets me know.

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