David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 February 2012

I read in one of the proletariat papers this morning, a columnist said:
"David Cameron is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for!"

Now a man with such perception should really be with the Conservative party, a prospective candidate for Parliament at least.

I'll ask my second secretary's typist if she can ask her brother to have a word with him, and find out if he went to Eton or similar.

If so we can bribe him to join us.

Not that I'm too worried, we are ahead in the voting intentions poll... I know I know, I can't understand how either.