David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 February 2012

You know, allowing the Lib-Dems to join us in the Coalition is probably the best thing we ever did.

Yet another Lib-Dem Minister in the poo! It all takes peoples attention away from our Conservative's nepotism, fiddling and lies.

Thank God and Eton for the Liberal-Democrats!

I've sent our latest warship to the Falklands, and made a song and dance about it in the hope that it will detract from the fact that we have scrapped another 14 warships.

Hope they don't kick-off again.

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