David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 9 February 2012

I see we have dropped behind Labour in the Voting Intentions Poll!

Can't see how that happened.

Rail Chief executive Sir David Higgins, was in line for a £336,000 bonus on his £560,000 salary, and the dildo turned it down! Saying he's spend the money on rail crossing safety, just because some dim-witted kids got knocked down.

I'm getting a bit worried about all this morality floating about the place at the moment.

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