David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 February 2012

I see the updated Political leaders rating poll has Ed 'don't-know-hat-to-do' Miliband at Minus 45%, Nick 'did-I-do-the-right-thing' Clegg at Minus 46%, and myself at only Minus 6%!

Cheered me up a tot that did, good stuff.

I got a message this morning from some idiot secretary in Ken Clarke's Ministry of State for Justice, ranting on about the current violent crime rate?

Why bother me? I must have a word with Ken when I see him next in the Windmill International Gentlemen's Club.