David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

So many people have sent me a Valentine card this year.

My secretaries assistant secretaries under secretary say's I've had over 300 cards delivered this morning.

Some of them might not have been sent with the spirit of St Valentine's day intended though.

The one's from the Occupy Nottingham Protesters Group, Nick Clegg, and Barclay's Bank Executive Board left me a little confused.