David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 January 2012

My personal assistant's secretaries filing clerk showed me the People this morning... not the proletariat scum type, the newspaper I mean.

I comments: "David Cameron's leadership is assured with 78 per cent of Tories vowing they would support him in a contest. His nearest rival is London Mayor Boris Johnson on just 12 per cent".

Ha ha, if Boris is all I have to worry about, I'm as safe as houses, he was a fag at Eton college, and not a very good one either.

With Cleggy is keeping in line, our increase in the Voting intentions poll, and my Off-shore accounts doing well too... I must not mock though. (snigger)