David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 January 2012

Well things are looking top-ho this morning for us.

We've reduced the police personnel by 6800, we now have the lowest amount of officers for over 10 years, thousands of fewer troops, we've got away with lying about the NHS and VAT increases, my old fag at Eton has taken the bribe not to reveal what took place their between us, and we are top of the Voting Intentions Poll!

Aren't the proletariat voters thick?

Ah well, I'll just check my overseas and offshore account now, before the Romanian maid arrives with my drinkies.