David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 26 January 2012
After our Romanian maid had served our breakfast this morning, I confirmed my appointment with my home manicurist, then sat to ponder for a moment on how things were going for my Conservative party.
We got away with savage cut-backs, the increase in VAT, and pension cuts with relative ease. I'm pleased with this.
My Etonite banker friends have been saved too.
Now if only Argentina doesn't invade the Falklands we should do alright.
If they do, I'll be in a dilemma, we have fewer troops and ships today compared to when Maggie's was in power.
Bit of a worry that one.
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