Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 27 August 2019
Gosh, crikey, what-ho, Jeeves, I say that Donald chap he seems something of a sort, I should co-co.
It is just not cricket though, coming here, telling me he has wanted me to be Prime Minister for six years. I suppose I had better be a film star Prime Minister, and stand up to the President, like that Hugh Grant did in that film. He was a good Prime Minister, but you never see it written about in the history books.
What-ho, Jeeves, I say, Jeeves, fetch me my jacket, I am just off down to the club, to see which fine fillies might be out tonight.
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