Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Monday, 7 May 2018
Off to the States to save the world. Keeping myself useful and ready for the takeover.
When will Theresa see sense and go leaving me to galvinise the public and, with my friend Donald Trump, organise the world for the benefit of everyone I know.
Those who have been enamoured with my beautiful locks - far better than Trump's I may say - will get their fair award.
Hope to look in on my mate Rupert Murdoch to study the next few steps in my campaign.
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