Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 April 2018

One step closer. That's Amber disposed of - what a mess! But we all know who is really responsible and she is now very insecure.

Local elections could be the final straw. Losing Westminter in more ways than one.

Good time for yours truly. Trump, my mate, on the way. He doesn't want to deal with a woman - unless they are prone and willing to do anything.

So - enter the man of the moment.