Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 10 January 2018

Gosh,gosh,crikey, phwoar. How did I survive yet another cull? I suppose that throwing Jeremy Hunt under the bus probably helped, and that Toby Young chap leaving probably took some of the heat of me, and with my sister still being in Celebrity Big Brother, and my old dad returning from the Jungle all helped. Must phone big Mikey Gove and ask for the knife that he put in my front and my back.

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