Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 6 January 2018

Bojo, so good they drink me in the congo.
Anyway, I was saying to Jeremy Hunt, (oh we both have rude surnames. How funny is that?) when he becomes deputy Prime Minister, perhaps he can put in a good word for me. I know that I could do the top job, but whilst my father is embarrassing me in the Jungle, my sister is in the Celebrity Big Brother house, and my brother is more handsome, charismatic and capable than I am, I can't catch a break these days, can I?

Roll on the summer. It will be so good to play wiff-waff again with the family.

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