Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Two workers for Serco the company who administrate the Boris Bike scheme have been arrested for defrauding the company of £46,000.

B*stards! It would take me almost a month to earn that from my newspaper column in the Sunday Telegraph.

They should have cut me in, we could have sorted something out. Framed it on Ken maybe.