Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 17 March 2012
The bloody papers are still on about me having relations with women of many nations. That's lyrics from a Billy Bragg song - bloody socialist. I prefer the lyrics of my musical hero - Shaggy.
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
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