Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Is it too early to write my column for the Sunday telegraph?

Piffle, piffle, piffle, bendy bus. Waffle, waffle, waffle, hire bikes.
Jibber jabber, jibber jabber, Transport for London,
bull, bull, bull, David Cameron. lucky horse shoes. not so lucky horse shoes. custard pie, american pie, Rupert Murdoch, Mitt Romney, Barack Obama.

There you go. Get one of my staff to add the other bits tomorrow and email it to the editor. Job done. Easy money.

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