Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Oh goodness me, the Olympics are only three and a half months away! My gracious God, yes, I've got to get on top of this brief. The whole world is coming to our place, true. Holy mother of God, what will people think if I stuff it up?! May be they'll hang, draw and quarter me, yes, just like in the movies. Leaping lucifers, its going to be the hardest thing I've ever done except for abusing Gordon Brown. Goodness me yes, this is one hell of an assignment.

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