Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

I have just read in the sun newspaper - I read it for research to see how the common people live and think - that Hilary Devey, the tough talking Yorkshire millionaire has had 22 marriage proposals since she joined the tv show Dragons Den.

Blimey, who sent her the other two? She must have noticed the handwriting from my 20 was similar, even though the ink was different.
She hasn't replied yet. It would be good to have a place up north, just to get away from London for a few days. With Hotter than hot Hilary in a harness feeding me Yorkshire Pud's. I can dream.

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