Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Friday, 2 March 2012
Had a dream last night about that sexy vixen from BBC radio London, Vanessa Fudge.
She interviewed me on air yesterday abut the Mayor campaign and I couldn't stop thinking about her all day. In the dream, she stripped my trousers off in the radio studio, tied me to the chair and then put on her own Miss Whiplash outfit and started whipping me. And this was all live on local radio!