Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Apparently Florence Welch, lead singer of Florence And The Machines regularly cycles around London using her own bike.

Hmmm, I've never seen here when I'm out cycling. Maybe I should send her a complimentary membership of Boris Bikes, that way when she uses the system I can track her down and follow her around. She is a minx...

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