Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 4 March 2012
Still thinking about that porking great beauty Vanesa Fudge.
She interviewed me on BBC radio on friday and I dropped in some sexual references to see if she was up for a bit of rumpy pumpy.
I told her I have never 'ridden' the met police horse like David Cameron and if more bad stuff comes out of this story, I may have to ask for her support as leader in a general erection. I mean election of course. She cut to a traffic report and threw me out of the studio. I do love a bit of domimatrix.
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