Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 4 March 2012

Still thinking about that porking great beauty Vanesa Fudge.

She interviewed me on BBC radio on friday and I dropped in some sexual references to see if she was up for a bit of rumpy pumpy.

I told her I have never 'ridden' the met police horse like David Cameron and if more bad stuff comes out of this story, I may have to ask for her support as leader in a general erection. I mean election of course. She cut to a traffic report and threw me out of the studio. I do love a bit of domimatrix.