Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

My deputy Mayor (of London) Kit Malthouse told the police they are spending too much resources investigating the News International phone hacking case.

Well yes, they are, they need to get more bobbies out on the beat, not lunch with journalists. So the Leveson inquiry is a good thing, we need to get to the bottom of this once and for all.

My old chum Mr Cameron, did ride the horse given to Rebekah by the old bill. Well, if anything more concrete comes out, he may have to step down.

I better buy myself a new blue tie.

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