Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2012

Done an interview with Vanessa Fudge (I think that is her name) on the BBC London Radio this morning and had to admit to her that I'm not confident on getting re-elected this May in the London Mayor vote. That newt loving wurzel face Livingstone is standing against me and I don't think the public will put up with another four years of my buffoonery.

Ne'mind I can go back to talking piffle on comedy shows instead of public office. And of course I'll have more time to spend with my lady friends.

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