Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Monday, 27 February 2012
So a national newspaper claim they have pictures of me leaving a ladyfriends house with my shirt hanging out of my trousers.
Publish and be damned News of The World! Or whatever you call yourself nowadays? The Sh*t on Sunday? The Sunday Stun?
Scum on Sunday? Daily Drivel?
Reminds me I must buy new sunglasses, a hat, and some hair bleach.
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