Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 February 2012

So a national newspaper claim they have pictures of me leaving a ladyfriends house with my shirt hanging out of my trousers.

Publish and be damned News of The World! Or whatever you call yourself nowadays? The Sh*t on Sunday? The Sunday Stun?
Scum on Sunday? Daily Drivel?

Reminds me I must buy new sunglasses, a hat, and some hair bleach.