Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 February 2012

The newspapers are claiming I have been putting my 'bojo' about again.

One paper says better he 'ballsed up his love life' than 'ballses up London'. Bit harsh. Utter piffle of course. Just a good ladyfriend.

Another paper claims to have a picture of me cycling away on a Boris Bike. That could have been anyone! There are 6,000 hire bikes in London. And probably one million extremely good looking blond guys who use them.

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