Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 January 2013

Dear Diary - I have just given the Secret Service the names of three Republicans who have made fun of my sweet wife, Michelle's new bangs hairdo.

I have instructed the Secret Service to provide the three names to the FBI, the CIA, and the Income Revenue Service.

Let's see how funny these boys think my honey's hairdo is after they get their ornery butts audited.

I have told John Boehner to tell his GOP cronies on many occasions that if they want to play hardball with me they had better bring two crotch cups each because they are going to get hit and get hit hard.

President Obama

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