Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 February 2013

Dear Diary - My wife was not elected president of the United States - I was. So those critics, pundits, and other folks who keep criticizing her new bangs hairdo better back off and back off pronto.

I am tired of hearing jerks like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, and Andy Dick making jokes about my Michelle's bangs.

Ain't it funny that no one has ever said a negative thing about Carly Rae Jepsen's bangs. I wonder why...Hmmmm.

Well at any rate, I have instructed the Secret Service Agency to look into the tax returns of Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. O'Reilly, Mr. Dick, and that old maid Coulter.

Let's see if they think that's funny.

President Barack Obama