Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 January 2013

This morning I awoke feeling a little light headed after the big celebrations the day before. I wandered to the Presidential "throne" and, looking into the abyss, I saw a log the size of a bottle. I knew straight away who the culprit was. So I told Michelle to have a sit down with her mum, "Granny" and educate her in the finer art of health and hygien when using the cubicle. I then found my way into the kitchen and found the bench top covered in phlegm from where "Granny" had a coughing fit the night before. What did I do to deserve this individual?

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