Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 4 April 2013

Dear Diary - Well it looks like I have to deal with that little Chihuahua pup who goes by the name of Kim Jong Un.

The little funky-haired punk is trying my patience and if he keeps it up I swear the only thing left of his country will be the faint smell of rice.

I kinda wish that China would step in and tell him to shut the hell up but it hasn't happened yet.

Oh well, the way things are looking, pretty soon I'll be putting North Korea up for sale.

President Obama