Barack Obama - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 19 January 2013
Dear Diary - Manti Te'o has sure been in the news a lot. The man from Hawaii even knocked this man from Hawaii off the front page. I must say I've been real busy running the country and dealing with this assault weapons issue that I had no idea who this Mr. Te'o was.
Joey Biden filled me in on the details and it sure does sound like one hellacious hoax that this Norte Dame linebacker is involved in.
I think that before this is all over, this story will have more characters in it than the 1962 movie How The West Was Won.
I do know one thing. I am going to have to pass the football (no pun intended) to Biden on this one. I am just too gosh darn busy. And now I just heard that Arizona Governor Jan Brewer wants me to give her state the money to electrify the border fence. Whoa is me.
President Barack Obama
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