Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 29 December 2012

Dear Diary -

Well it looks like I cannot convince Speaker of The House John Boehner and his Republican cronies of the importance of getting this Fiscal Cliff item put in place.

But, I will not give up, no sir. I have just called up Joey Biden and told him to get the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS and start looking into Mr. "Crybaby" Boehner's personal life.

I have all the faith in the world that they will find something to give to me that I can wave in front of Old Teardrops.

Yes siree. Hot diggity dog. We'll see who wins this one.

President Barack Obama