Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Monday, 31 December 2012

2012 was a great year - I saw off Mitty 'Mouse' Romney and got re-elected - FOUR MORE YEARS!

But tomorrow on News Year Day the tax break deal signed by Dubya expires and we are in danger of hitting the fiscal cliff plunging millions of Americans into a financial crisis.

I need to pull something out of the bag - and this time its going to take more than a joke, a big smile or a sing-song to divert the headlines!