Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 April 2013

Dear Diary - I cannot believe it. Just today alone, I have received over 200 text messages, tweets, emails, and phone calls regarding Kobe Bryant's tweeting situation.

Most of the individuals expressed to me that they do not think that an injured player should be texting while his team is playing.

I spoke with Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni and he agrees with the vast majority of fans.

I then called up San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich and asked him what he thought about Kobe texting during a game.

Coach Pop replied that as far as he is concerned he doesn't care if Kobe shows up on crutches and gives Metta World Peace a lap dance.

President Obama