Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Everton 1 Manchester United 0 Hahahahahha. I'm splitting my sides here.

Everyone was talking about the demise of Arsenal, calling us a selling club, and saying United are now going to win the title back by pairing Van Persie with Rooney.

But I got the club a fee of £24 million for a 29 YEAR OLD WHO HAD ONE GOOD SEASON IN SEVEN YEARS NOT INTERRUPTED BY INJURIES.

And the old codger who bought him, Fergie, left him on the bench. £24 million and you leave him on the bench! I think the old fool is losing it. Ha-ha!


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