Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 8 March 2012

Nicolas Sarkozy has said there are too many foreigners in France.

Exactly. That is why I left years ago to manage Grampus8. Only thing was Japan is full of foreigners as well. Then I came to London to manage Arsenal and thankfully I was surrounded by my countryman.

I know the English agree with Sarkozy (for once) and think there are too 'foreigners' in England. So i have done my bit over the last 16 years to wind them up by bringing in more to play for Arsenal.
Today we have agreed to sign Lucas Podolski, a German striker from Cologne, in the summer.

Ha - the English hate Germans!!


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