Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Dalglish wants the FA to charge me after i said Luis Suarez dived to earn them scousers a penalty when we played last week.

When will he learn? Open season on Suarez, we say what we want, he defends it with that miserable glum look on his face, the next day his chairman and board force him to apologize. Save yourself the trouble Kenny.

On the field, Liverpool beat Everton last night 3-0 with a Steven Gerrard hat-trick. Thank God he's not fit enough to play 50 games a season. They could be a top 4 team again!

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