Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary
Monday, 12 March 2012
We play Newcastle tonight at home and we need 3 points to maintain our chase for fourth spot, and of course qualify for Champions League.
Chelsea (5th)won on saturday to go level on points with us, but I don't think they can keep the pressure on with the caretaker boss Roberto The Peanuthead in charge.
Newcastle are sixth, thankfully they don't have that moron Joey Barton in the team anymore, too busy pretending to be an intellectual on ze internet.
My squad player on loan at Sunderland, Nicolarse Bendynose did me a favour on saturday, scoring the winning goal against Liverpool (7th), but why is he wearing that mask on his face. I thought he only wore when starting fights outside nightclubs...
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