Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Arsenal 3 AC Milan 0 (aggregate score 3-4) Champions League

So we beat the cheating I-ties, but not by enough to qualify for the quarter finals. On the plus side we don't have to play on thursday nights in that sub-standard euro comp like the two mnachester clubs. How humiliating for them.

Oh, and I'm in trouble with the ref for swearing. How was I to know he understood french?! Sacron bleau!

And I've upset my local neighbour Harry Redknapp, he said he had a big bet and was hoping the result would come up 'rosie' for him. He said I owe him...

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