Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary
Monday, 5 March 2012
We will do whatever we can to keep Robin Van Persie at Arsenal.
An extra hook in the changing room, plus a cushion - no other player gets a cushion - well not since Patrick. Digestive biscuit. Or penguins. No has had penguins since Parlour, the Romford Pele.
Should these kind offers fail we will have to resort to sellotape, handcuffs or hypnotism.
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