Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

We are playing AC Milan tonight in the Champions League and need a miracle after a 4-0 hammering in the first leg.

Have decide to have the players hypnotized. They now think they are playing Leyton Orient who we beat 5-0 in the fa cup this time last year. Only problem is now, in order for it to work, we need to hypnotize the Milan players as well.