Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 10 March 2012

We do not have a match until Monday against Newcastle at the Emirates, so I have two days off. What shall I do today?

I could go to the Natural History Museum, I've heard good things about the latest exhibit from a friend. Or maybe the British Libraby, and catch up on the Charles Dicken collection.

Oh bugger that! Sven has just texted and invited me to Stringfellows.
He has a VIP booth, where for an extra £50 you can touch the girls! woohoo!!