Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Arsenal 2 Newcastle 1. Van Persie 15' and Vermaelen 90'.
We scored another last minute winner. Third time in the last month.

Also the fourth successive match we have come from behind. The supporters sing this is my favourite position?
"Wenger loves it from behind"!

We showed "relentless effort" winning this game. Not sure where that phrase from, but the Sky interviewer looked impressed.
Bet ya Sarkozy nicks it in the next few days for his Presidential campaign.

Only 1 point behind Spurs now, three weeks ago it was 10. Can you smell us Harry? Mr England elect? Sniffing up your derriere?
Were coming to get ya. And finish the job that the tax man and Southwark Crown Court couldn't!!

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